There is a Sarah Palin Sex Doll! This Babe is for You!

This is too good to be true. Oh the jokes and lame suggestive statements I can make here. Why am I the last to know? For those of you who still do not know, here is the news. There is a Sarah Palin sex doll that states clearly on the box, "This is not a Sarah Palin blow up Doll." No, it's the real thing! Just kidding, I guess.

The doll has many conveniences over the real thing. She doesn't make stupid statements. She cannot see Russia. She does not try to read everything in front of her. She doesn't require a $150,000.00 wardrobe to get her through a few months. Her IQ is much higher than the real thing and she's no quitter. I consider her a vast improvement over Campaign Sarah and Governor Sarah. Snicker here, ladies.

This tickles me to no end to think some pervert will buy one. Somebody buy one, please, and tell me about it! I am that sick or in need of a good laugh. I've never actually seen a real blow up doll, but we have all heard stories. I cannot imagine who will buy this. Certainly not Democrats. So Republicans, this babe is for you!

Think about it! There must be a market. Did Rush get one? Probably not, he'd pop it in a second, or maybe, he already did. Did Bush? Nah, Laura would not let him. What about Glenn Beck? We know Crybaby Glenn has her out for the holidays. That much hot air blowing her up would cause her to rise off the bed like a banshee. Scary. Imagine Beck here and a banshee. Laugh quietly so that no one knows what you are reading. He could even dress her in Neiman Marcus lingerie. Only the best will do for their Sara. What about O' Reilly? Another great match.

Once you inflate her, do you let her stay up permanently? Can you use her as a flotation device? I imagine she would be a lot of fun at pool parties. So in order to find the new "This is Not a Sarah Palin Sex Doll", sneak a peek over the fence and look in a Republican's back yard. It is in the swimming pool.

I am beginning to like it more and more the idea of blow up political figures. Personally I would like to think Caribou Barbie doll could find happiness with a blow up former governor of Ilinois, Rod Blagojevich, who refused to quit, blow-up doll. Please tell me there is a Blagojevich doll. Just think of the little plastic babies. They'd never stop talking and have way too much hair. Think of the assinine remarks they could make.

Real Blagojevich and the real Palin would make a lovely couple. He could do his wheelin' and dealin' and Palin could be packing heat for protection. Anyone spies, he dies. Nobody would catch them doing anything!

I like the idea of those two together. It would be a marriage made in hell. Perfect! Graft, corruption, guns, money, hair and sex. You couldn't make up anything better. They could bungee jump off the big Jesus in Rio, barbecue Olbermann over Labor Day, roast Maddow for Thanksgicing, and have all sorts of exciting fun. I implore both of you, for the sake of humor, leave your spouses and hook up. I will even be responsible for a fund to convince you two to do it. Bogie and Bacall it ain't, but at least it's funny.

If you would like to add your own jokes about Sarah and/or Rod, please feel free to do so or if you would like to contribute to the Rod and Sarah hook up fund, I accept cash. Surely I am not the only one who thinks this is hilarious.

Sarah Palin's New Book, Going Rogue

Sarah's new book is due November 17. It should give us liberals something to make fun of for a while. To begin with, we can mark up the pages and discount the lies and see what is left. Then give it as a gift to our conservative friends

I wonder if John McCain will buy one. I doubt it. He would not be in the same room. This woman was supposed to be supportive. She was anything but supportive; she sabotaged his chances for being president. If offered, John would politely say, "Thanks, but no thanks." which is what he should have said when picking her as a running mate. He knows it all too late.

Will Neiman Marcus sell them? I hope not. It would lower their high standards and appeal of Neiman's throughout the world. As a shopper spending someone else's money, she was a terrific customer. $180,000.00 in a single month qualifies as a good customer but these guys have standards, high standards for what they sell. Her book does not qualify as high quality. I shop there on occasion, but for the most part I find it out of my price range. Great quality but does not fit my depressed bank account.

I wasn't sure of what definition was meant by rogue so I looked it up:
1. a dishonest, knavish person; scoundrel.
2. a playfully mischievous person; scamp: The youngest boys are little rogues.
3. a tramp or vagabond.
4. a rogue elephant or other animal of similar disposition.
5. Biology. a usually inferior organism, esp. a plant, varying markedly from the normal.
6. to live or act as a rogue.
7. to cheat.
8. to uproot or destroy (plants, etc., that do not conform to a desired standard).
9. to perform this operation upon: to rogue a field.
10. (of an animal) having an abnormally savage or unpredictable disposition, as a rogue elephant.
11. no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted and hence not controllable or answerable; deviating, renegade: a rogue cop; a rogue union local.

The #1 definition suits her best I think. I looked up knave and it is "a tricky, deceitful fellow; a dishonest person; a rogue; a villain." Sarah, should you write a book whose title says I am a tricky, dishonest person. Announcing it is a rather stupid mistake . But considering the source, I guess it is more than appropriate. Some UK'ers call you imbecile, I am inclined to agree. Stop the lunacy, and quietly disappear. You make all us Americans look bad. Let Obama repair our image around the world and keep your image hidden behind a book you will never read.

I am sure someone will buy this book, but I think it will mostly sell to people who want to tear it apart. Loyal Republicans do not like what you did to McCain. Some guys will buy it hoping to find some salacious fact or looking for a fold out. Hey guys, there isn't one, so don't waste your money.

I am offended by the fact that she pretends to be doing something for women as a group, to elevate our status. She does as much for women as a Barbie doll. Put the proper outfit on her and she is a doctor, astonaut, or bimbo. Same with Sarah. To consider her a working mother is a misnomer. It implies you give dual attention to both jobs. You walked out on both. She quit work, governor of Alaska to pursue money-making deals since she was a hot commodity. The title "mother" is unfitting. She needed to tend the home fires, and rather than acknowledge, she ran from them. She is a grandmother to an illegitimate child. Do something to help your daughter continue in school so that she may have a career and stop the baby production. The kids might have worked it out if mother-in-law would have stepped out. As it is, the grandchild will grow up without any close ties to dad because you will not let it happen. Your own daughter refers to you as clueless on teenage sex.

Any parent to a child with Down's syndrome needs to be a full-time parent. It is a full-time job, not even 8 hours a day, more likely a 20 hour per day job. I see it daily. Leaving this child to someone else to teach and educate is a responsibility that begins at home. This child needs love,support, and nurturing. Also you have a son in Iraq. All the mothers of the soldiers I know, live in fear of getting a phone call or visit from the US government telling them something has happened to their son or daughter. They are constantly emailing, sending photos, packages, and messages of love. Do you ever once stop to think about anything except how is your makeup and hair? Does this outfit look good?

Sarah, there are enough problems at home to drive anyone over the edge, but you choose to ignore, to pursue your own agenda. You have betrayed your family, John McCain, your state, your party, and your sex. You are a rogue, "a dishonest, knavish person; a scoundrel." and to take pride is abominable. That means "loathesome, detestable". Take a long hard look at yourself. You will see a fair face and stop there. But keep looking until you see your soul and then stop. Do the right thing. Become a person.