Saturday, October 10, 2009
Buns and Barbs Health Insurance: Get It Now. It's Almost Free.
Don't wait until your life falls apart. Get Buns and Barbs Health Insurance and get the same false sense of security you get with insurance agencies that charge much more. For only $50.00 per month we promise to send you a letter of approval for any "medically necessary procedure" that your doctor approves. We will add to the letter the exact wording of BlueCross BlueShield which has a series of loop holes that whole continents could fall through but you will barely notice it because the first paragraph states your procedure is approved. You will feel you may rest easy and will not be forced into financial ruin as you go under the knife.
Part of that paragraph is worded like this: "Approval through the Health Management Department is not a guarantee of payment of benefits. Payment of benefits is subject to several factors, including, but not limited to, eligibility at the time of service, payment of premiums/contributions, amounts allowable for services, supporting medical documentation and other terms, conditions, limitations and exclusions."
We promise to wait several weeks after your procedure, but while you're still recovering and on unpaid leave, to send your denial of claim letter.
So what makes us better than BlueCross Blueshield? We're cheaper by far and we'll actually feel bad about taking your money knowing we were planning to screw you all along. You'll never get that from the big guys.