Thursday, August 12, 2010

Nursing Home Humor




Nursing Home

Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.

Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Sunny: "What's that?"

Tina: "A condom."

Sunny: "Where'd you get it?"

Tina: "You can get them at any drug store"

The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local drug store and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.

The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

4 comments:

Jose Jaime said...

Ja,ja,ja very good, me has hecho reírme.

Abrazo

wilberry said...

ha ha !

怡靜怡靜怡靜怡雯 said...

做些小善事,說些愛的字句,世界更快樂。..................................................

BUNS AND BARBS said...

Thank you, Jose and Wilberry. Nice to hear from you.