Friday, September 25, 2009

Top Ten Things Sarah Palin Might Be Thinking


10. As soon as I get a plane, I've got dinner. Anyone for moose?

9. Who doesn't want a leader in a bikini carrying an assault(?) rifle?

8. John McCain said what!?

7. Vote for me in 2012, or I'll take you hunting with Dick Cheney.

6. "Tis the season to set the Wasilla hillbillies loose in Neiman-Marcus. This time there won't be no stinkin' receipts.

5. When I said I read magazines, I meant a gun magazine, ya know, a clip. I didn't mean Newsweek (like I ever saw one of those).

4. Where's that pesky Katie Couric and that "gotcha" journalism?

3. This isn't a gun. It's an enhanced interrogation technique shortcut, Jack Ass.

2. If this lecture circuit thing doesn't work, maybe I can get a shot at Playboy spread.

1. I feel like a wedding. Where's that handsome stud, Levi?

0. I sure hope the bikini waxing is okay. I wished I'd looked in the mirror more closely.

By the way, who is the guy behind her? Add your own cheap shots. Low brow humor welcome here.

7 comments:

wilberry said...

why is the water green ?

BUNS AND BARBS said...

I'll bet she wonders the same thing.

It had to be some color and it got attention. I noticed the guy smoking but not the green water. You are very attentive to details.

BUNS AND BARBS said...

I just had a thought. Maybe it's Blackwater. That should cost the country a few billion.

Wil said...

I hate her politics but God help me I would definitely spank her.

Wil Harrison.com

BUNS AND BARBS said...

Somebody should! Might as well be you!

Wil said...

FYI - "Spank" would be a Wilism for "Carnival Knowledge" would would be a Wilism for well, you know.

Wil Harrison.com

BUNS AND BARBS said...

Will, Will, Will! Carnival knowledge, I like that. Cyber spanks for eveyone including Sara. She is very attractive, but has some of the weirdest opinions (outside of yours, of course) I ever saw. Hers are more harmful or have greater potential for harm as a future political candidate.