I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
Asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I
Was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
Several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
Who worked at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing
With men's balls'
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
Variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
Boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, ' No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned
Beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
Embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
Before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get
Any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed
To have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did Bob have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they
Were laughing so hard!
Now, didn't that feel good?
Day of Adam.Poem.Robin Ouzman Hislop
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