Sunday, October 4, 2009

Top Ten Very Special Idiots in the US

After carefully looking at the US top idiots and there was some heated competition, I have tried to determine who would be among the top ten very special idiots living in this country. There are many good candidates and some I may have forgotten. You help and vote for your own very special idiot. They must have committed an act of absolute stupidity in order to qualify.

1.George W Bush. The list is too long as to why he should be here. I could never list all of it. Let's just say, Wars, spying, and economy, Stupid! The picture above didn't help either.

2.Sara Palin, the hillbilly from Wasilla. I think that could be a great TV show! Wardrobe, quotes, intellectual impairment

3.Glenn Beck - Crying jags. He's just plain "beckwords". Check out his crocodile tears and how they smeared stuff to prompt his cying jags. It's on youtube, Glenn Beck EXPOSED - Crying On Cue Using Vicks under His Eyes.
Well here we have Glenn Beck showing how those crocodile tears come on cue. He uses VICKS under his eyes!

4.Rush Limbaugh - Obama is a racist. Me thinks the gravity breaker himself is the racists chair. He hates a black man as president. We want a good man, a smart man, a man who looks out for the majority. It's Obama! Race? Who cares?

5.Catherine Bachmann for picking up absurd causes like saving American currency from something. Possibly The boogie man. A little late on that call. Americans don't have any and if we did, we would not have the means to change the way we conduct business transactions. She won't tolerate brainwashing our children and sex education clinics "Does that mean that someones 13-year old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back, and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser. They don't know any different." Huh? She jumps conclusions at such a high rate she could be in the 2012 poll vaulting Olympics

6.John McCain, only for picking Sara Palin, He might have been president.

7.Bill O'Reilly. He is looking better with the other wackos out there. He may be moved to a much lower position.

7.5 Hannity: He's in an absolute @$$ as to how he would deal with enemies. "He'd hold 'em under water, and torture them, and the rest is too disturbing for the theatre of the mind." The upshot is his final exclamation....."And I'm a Christian!" That should be a reason to extend kindness, not inflict torture.

8. Governor Sanford of South Carolina for turning down federal bailout money, for disappearing with his mistress for several days, for saying he would remain married out of duty even though he found his soul mate on national TV.

9.Governor Sanford's wife for staying with him after he said he had found his soul mate but would remain with him. They woman is crazier than a bedbug,

!0. Laura Bush. What was she thinking when she said I do!

Jerry Jones does deserve Honrable Mention. At a time when most Americans are scrambling to make ends meet, the new Cowboys staduim is built that is the ultimate in conspicuous consumption. Over a billion dollars! We all love Da boys, but hey Jerry, I think this might be removed from 99.99% of their fans. We would watch these guys if the played in a cow meadow.


Anonymous said...

Yep, I pretty much agree with all of these.



I knew I could count on you to agree. Americans have to look very hard to find these individuals. Did you see on youtube where Gleen Beck used Vicks Vaporub under the eyes to cry on command?