Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Crazy Glue and Viagra

" I was gluing a wreath with some Crazy Glue, when the phone rang. When I tried to put the phone down, it was glued in my hands. I couldn’t get rid of it” She laughed again. “I had to put a knife between my hand and the glue on the phone and cut and pry it away with my free hand. A light bulb went on. I had a wonderful idea. What if I could get it on Bill’s privates and his sweetie. I had to be clever.” She sighed. "I went to the Viagra website and printed the Viagra logo as a header on some paper and made it look like official stationery. I bought another tube of Crazy Glue and removed the label. I printed a label that said ‘ Viagra drops’ on it. Then I typed up a letter to “Dear Viagra User” stating that this was a pleasure enhancing compound that would be used in conjunction with Viagra. It was available to people with a prescription for Viagra only. Next year it would be marketed and I even included an enhancement rating sheet. Instructions were to apply three drops directly to the genitals. I stated it was Cherry flavored for even more intimate pleasure.”

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