Dik Dik

Quiz Time

I gave the dictionary
to my man
and asked
“How do you spell dildo?
I can’t find it?”

He asked,
“Are you writing dirty poems
again?”
I said “ no”
But he didn’t believe me.
He put his finger
on the page
and said,
“Here, use this one,
‘dik dik’.
It’s an African antelope
about a foot tall.
That’s close enough.”