10. As soon as I get a plane, I've got dinner. Anyone for moose?
9. Who doesn't want a leader in a bikini carrying an assault(?) rifle?
8. John McCain said what!?
7. Vote for me in 2012, or I'll take you hunting with Dick Cheney.
6. "Tis the season to set the Wasilla hillbillies loose in Neiman-Marcus. This time there won't be no stinkin' receipts.
5. When I said I read magazines, I meant a gun magazine, ya know, a clip. I didn't mean Newsweek (like I ever saw one of those).
4. Where's that pesky Katie Couric and that "gotcha" journalism?
3. This isn't a gun. It's an enhanced interrogation technique shortcut, Jack Ass.
2. If this lecture circuit thing doesn't work, maybe I can get a shot at Playboy spread.
1. I feel like a wedding. Where's that handsome stud, Levi?
0. I sure hope the bikini waxing is okay. I wished I'd looked in the mirror more closely.
By the way, who is the guy behind her? Add your own cheap shots. Low brow humor welcome here.
